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Zach and Rebel-guy Make a Porno

Zach and Rebel-guy Make a Porno

From october’s ‘Lightsaber Battle to the Death’.

 

Halloween

Halloween

Drove home at 5:00am, unusually well rested and not at all drunk; so, fail.

 

Cocktober

Cocktober

I hate all this tober shit.   Rocktober, Shocktober, everything is suddenly a fest; fucking if it ends in -ock, it’s got a fest. Google …

 

E.S.T.

E.S.T.

7:30 AM in NY, 4:30 AM in LA.  There’s a huge difference between 4am and 7am.  One feels like I should be going to sleep, …

 

Conspicuous Absence

Conspicuous Absence

Just got my 50mm back from the shop. Thinking about my next trip to NY, thinking about 1960s ad campaigns not featured on mad men, and …

 

Courtney’s Wedding

Courtney’s Wedding

I had a dream about the origin of the zombie outbreak, I think it was a prophecy. Word of advice, don’t keep a loved one’s …

 

Dirty.

Dirty.

Sometimes I wish I could drink bleach; I wish that I could smoke drain cleaner, snort Ajax, inject windex… something to kill the festering irritation …

 

The EFP – Mostly Babies.

The EFP – Mostly Babies.

Everyone’s got babies.  It’s nuts.

 

wedding

wedding

Niece FTW

 

Nashville

Nashville

Printer’s Alley, Home of the most tragic strip club in the south.

 

Kentucky is Pretty

Kentucky is Pretty

Sleep has become a rare luxury.  Nearing the tail end of the trip, and we made it from Huntsville Alabama to Lexington, Kentucky, to Nashville …

 

These boots are made for drinkin’

These boots are made for drinkin’

Unfortunately, we did not visit Graceland.  I could not find a Karate Elvis action figure.  I did, however, eat a ‘Shag’ for breakfast, which is …

 

Em Eye Crooked Letter something something lalala

Em Eye Crooked Letter something something lalala

We made it through; but the echoes of Louisiana still rang in our ears.  Sunset Reflection by Chocolate Sauce.

 

The big right turn.

The big right turn.

Leaving Louisiana.  Next stop, Jackson.

 

July 4th, candy’s first roman candle

July 4th, candy’s first roman candle

At mudfest; on lawn chairs, atop the RV.

 

Mudfest in Colfax, LA

Mudfest in Colfax, LA

We’ve christened the RV Lady Biloxi.

 

N’awlins

N’awlins

We were only able to spend one night in New Orleans, but it was a serious night. No vampires, unfortunately.

 

Chocolate Sauce wants to Marry Biloxi

Chocolate Sauce wants to Marry Biloxi

His daughter will be named Biloxi ‘Fair ’nuff’ Hansen.

 

Mobile, Alabama

Mobile, Alabama

The RV remains unnamed.  Destin was uneventful, so we’re crashing at a Days Inn in mobile.  It was the only place in Mobile that still …

 

Talahassee

Talahassee

Party Down South casting continues…

 

Baker County

Baker County

Party Down South casting is moving along, we left Jacksonville early this afternoon, and spent most of the day people hunting; which is far less …

 

Continental Sucks

Continental Sucks

Since this is my soapbox, I might as well use it. Before I started writing this post, I called the ”Customer Care” line to see if …

 

Drrrrrrrby

Drrrrrrrby

There aren’t enough zombies on the track. Zombie Derby has to happen, Who’s on that?

 

The mustache does all the work.

The mustache does all the work.

Google knows too much about me.  Sometimes I feel like it’s just following me around, watching from the shadows. ‘Oh, you like that car you …

 

Excerpt from a yet to be written novel.

Excerpt from a yet to be written novel.

. … why he always watched the door. With the splintered shaft twisted into his shoulder his left arm was useless, trying to undo the latch …

 

Ze Office

Ze Office

Lucky Cat on the phone. I’m going to open a money market account, I like money, but I don’t like having access to it all the …

 

Lost Angeles

Lost Angeles

Just a few days here really, maybe 12, and then I’m off again… Things to do: Sushi at Yoshi’s in Weho, drinks at Tiki-Ti, Flake on some plans, Catch the …

 

The 5,280,000 Yard Stare

The 5,280,000 Yard Stare

I’m stranded in the in between state, hours before my time zone shift.  There’s going to be a lot of extra daylight today, as the …

 

A walk in the park

A walk in the park

The last day of NYC for Chocolate Sauce and the team… we wandered around the village, drank mojitos and sangria, avoided conversation, and fantasized about …

 

I say hello, you say fuck off.

I say hello, you say fuck off.

Piper is ready to burn it down. Loryn sleeps on the edge of a rooftop, stories above the street. Coco Handsome and Symphony pose for …

 

Addendum to Scenes from the shore

Addendum to Scenes from the shore

Casting Powers Combine!  Fortuitous lens flares can save otherwise terrible photos.  Case in point…

 

Scenes from the shore.

Scenes from the shore.

 

Okinawa, Japan or somewhere else.

Okinawa, Japan or somewhere else.

This is what we’re saying. 

 

It’s raining ugly.

It’s raining ugly.

This time, it’s personal.

 

Bad Hookah, Good Coffee

Bad Hookah, Good Coffee

About to back up April/May, buried in a hard drive never to be seen again.  For lack of a picture to sum up the last …

 

Green-ass tree

Green-ass tree

Today it rained a lot. I drove for hours. This is a tree.

 

Professional Skee-ball

Professional Skee-ball

Loryn. Clipboard. Skee-Ball.  Boardwalk. Seaside.  Jersey Shore scouting on the Jersey Shore.

 

Familiar Sights.

Familiar Sights.

Stacked plastic ‘glassware’, carafes of cranberry juice, orange juice, and tonic, a bottle of grey goose, a bucket of ice. Somewhere, a blonde with …

 

Nico!

Nico!

Every once in a while, someone surprises you with a plate of italian deserts. Nico on Hanover St., Boston.

 

Oh the places you’ll go…

Oh the places you’ll go…

With all the traveling I do for work, I think my ideal vacation would involve a lot of sitting still.  I’m interested in spending some …

 

Boston.

Boston.

Type: Cold Status: Tired

 

Heading out for a bit.

Heading out for a bit.

Philly tomorrow, boston on sunday, then back on the planet Wednesday.

 

Mickey Matt

Mickey Matt

“According to Rischmann, police were dispatched to Nicolet High School on Tuesday to investigate a reported battery. When the responding officer arrived on the scene, …

 

So tired.

So tired.

Loryn hates chocolate chips. The Internet DJ insists she might also like cigarettes. Matt is  funny.

 

Odontophobia is an abnormal fear of teeth.

Odontophobia is an abnormal fear of teeth.

Chemophobia literally means “fear of chemicals”, but the term may be used in various ways. It is most often used to describe the unbased assumption …

 

Impromptu Starbucks Photoshoot

Impromptu Starbucks Photoshoot

Imagine you were an exterminator who was very good at his job, finding a nest of termites and eradicating them before they could damage the …

 

Loryn likes Manhattan

Loryn likes Manhattan

Taser International is treating some  lucky sheep to a one of a kind drug experience. Also newsworthy: Shaggy’s video of some wasted dude at Coachella is …

 

300 Mercenaries, a British adventurer, and 100 Americans.

300 Mercenaries, a British adventurer, and 100 Americans.

Leaving Los Angeles to conquer Nicaragua, just like William Walker.  I too will be executed by the government of Honduras in 1860.

 

My spelling bee.

My spelling bee.

My world gets smaller every day. I’m not talking about Earth, I’m talking about the little world I built in the top drawer of my desk. …

 

The Lonely Chair

The Lonely Chair

Herschel discovered Uranus, but first named it the Georgian Star. The name later changed at the insistence of the French. For a while, it was called Herschel. For …

 

Kick-ass opens tonight at midnight.

Kick-ass opens tonight at midnight.

I can’t seem to focus today; I slept fine last night, but I’m sleepy as fuck right now. I’ve heard the word Torture a few times …

 

I think I’m getting predictable.

I think I’m getting predictable.

Yesterday I rewatched my original casting interviews with some of the Jersey Shore cast.  It’s weird what a ridiculous impact they have had on this …

 

Indignant but entertained

Indignant but entertained

There are metrics out there for things that cant be measured, a drinking man might think to that.

 

Other People’s Lunch

Other People’s Lunch

Three hours of sleep, thirty minute workout, one hour shower nap (sorry environment), lots of e-mails, half-baked plans, lunch at thai pepper, make some more …

 

New Lens! 50mm f1.4

New Lens! 50mm f1.4

Not Dog! DOG! Seriously, I’m an idiot with this thing, but I can’t put it down.

 

Easter 2: Jesus Harder

Easter 2: Jesus Harder

The Easter Bunny was not originally an Easter symbol. Bringing Easter eggs seems to have its origins in Alsace and the Upper Rhineland, both then in the …

 

Back in The Office

Back in The Office

High Iso noise negated by cheesy photoshop effects. It looks like my time in Los Angeles will be spent planning the next trip to NY. Another 6 …

 

If he has more than one, he gets surly.

If he has more than one, he gets surly.

The honey bear is an unusually fussy creature.  They are identified by their preference for tidy surroundings, their predilection for typically human vices such as smoking, …

 

Talks with goats.

Talks with goats.

Out of all the animals I’ve seen anthropomorphized, the only one that I really believe is the goat. My goat is standing on a bridge, up …

 

First attempt at HDR

First attempt at HDR

This HDR shit is  a little tougher than I thought. Obvious problems with this image: Poor Focus, Insufficient overexposure, wrong f-stop Also, should have done this at 100 …

 

Busting out.

Busting out.

Got my marching orders, I’ll be returning to the west coast in a matter of days. I’ve really got to get to work on getting Follow …

 

Hank!

Hank!

Bugbear, CN

 

Save Rana Airline

Save Rana Airline

 Welcome to Save Rana Air: At Air Rana, you will enjoy the following novel features: Flat rate airfare:  Simply select your departure and destination cities, and you …

 

Once you stop screaming

Once you stop screaming

Safety briefing from the flight attendant included the instructions ‘once you stop screaming’. I’m sitting in an exit row, lots of responsibility.

 

Sleepy

Sleepy

Tuscan floral arrangements, house music, Brunello in champagne flutes, espresso in tiny cups, hair gel on all the doorknobs…

 

My Daddy was A bankrobber…

My Daddy was A bankrobber…

Jake D. is almost fifty when he’s released from prison into the custody of his now 26 year old son. 8 pages down, 100 to go. This, …

 

That old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky

That old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky

Young Master Tavistock is well on his way to claiming his father’s noble title. Sebastian faces the gallows. Percival has grave dirt beneath his fingernails.

 

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Thanks to Ms. Solomon for the wine.   Feel better  

 

Comfort food I can’t afford.

Comfort food I can’t afford.

Alright, so I didn’t win the American Zoetrope screenwriting competition. I’m kind of bummed out today; and just to make matters a little worse, I’m broke …

 

Screw American Zoetrope

Screw American Zoetrope

Tomi will not handled by Coppola.

 

My haiku is collapsing!

My haiku is collapsing!

Gentle winter sun, dew beads on metal strands, a robot spider. —— Check a haiku. Can any word of it be changed out for another? If so, the haiku …

 

Things for summer.

Things for summer.

First of all – http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/page/2 This is for me-  List of shit I want. Casio Privia or similar hammer-action 88 note keyboard Canon 7D slr 20-40 lbs of Roma …

 

5x5s

5x5s

Bench: 220,230,240,240,230 Lats: 150 Arnolds: 50s Curl: 45 Tri pd: 100 +10 miles/bike

 

Friday is test day

Friday is test day

12 pull ups 24 manmakers 24 push press 24 floorsweepers 24 dead lifts 24 dips 12 pull ups Time:16:15 Awful, added stairs for 30 Did not vomit= bad workout

 

Unbearable headaches

Unbearable headaches

Learning accents. Google maps. Citysearch. Craigs list. Somewhere, Matt Damon cringes.

 

The east coast demands my attention

The east coast demands my attention

I am coastor the beast of the airlines, leaping thousands of miles in a single six hours.

 

Boom!

Boom!

The iPad looks lame, Jew Rosaries look good. NPH is still my hero.  The Japanese are awesome. How many times is the Caprica pilot going …

 

Tuesday

Tuesday

I need new windshield wipers, windshield wipers need a better name.  My favorite part of the murder mystery is when they discover the body, …

 

That Girl in Berlin

That Girl in Berlin

Tuesday @ Work. …

 

Home

Home

Sitting here, trying to motivate, go to the gym damn it. Joy division is probably the wrong music.

 

Work

Work

Monday morning meeting.  Discussing confidential things. Donuts. Making television no one admits to watching. It’s gloomy. Also… shaggy.

 

Sunday night

Sunday night

Pop. Pasadena. Ale. Champagne.  No dessert.  Unsatisfying.  Afterwards, Youth in Revolt.

 

Sunday

Sunday

iPhone Photo. Trying to figure out how to tell the Eddie Poe story without depressing the shit out of everyone.

 

Ventura Blvd

Ventura Blvd

iPhone whilst driving. What I really need is one social networking app that fulfills all my sn requirments; my Tweets auto update my facebook status, …

 
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