Monthly Archives: August 2011

By the strings.

By the strings.

Okay, so I watched ‘Friends with Benefits’; and I feel like I must have missed some shit. There was a lot of self-awareness about the movie, …

 

Cognitive dissonance

Cognitive dissonance

I think if I’m going to write a book about anything, it’s going to be about compromise and discomfort.  I just don’t know if I …

 

“All our words from loose using have lost their edge.”

“All our words from loose using have lost their edge.”

I’m in a gunfight, right now, at midnight, in Los Angeles, on my couch, with my feet up on my coffee table.  It’s not so …

 

Age

Age

http://www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/table4c6.html  –  This is a little heartwarming gem from Social Security  

 

The Last of Duke’s Horse

The Last of Duke’s Horse

I’m in Los Angeles again. Pick a number and start counting backwards, when you get to 0 I’ll be back on a plane to somewhere …

 

We slept in parking lots, in my mind.

We slept in parking lots, in my mind.

Tonight is the last night in Louisiana.  We drove from Baton Rouge to New Orleans today, stopping at every exit and looking around for Rougarou …

 

Updated State of the Union

Updated State of the Union

My fellow Americans,  It has been nearly three years since I took office amid two wars, an economy rocked by a severe recession, a financial system …

 

Blam!!!

Blam!!!

It’s animal week on SaveRana – Today’s featured animal is Jorbo the Ibex.  He’s not actually an ibex, he’s what’s known as a Bayou Iguana. …

 

Civic Pride.

Civic Pride.

I’m  not listening to modest mouse right now, but if I were, It’d be “Black Cadillacs”. I was thinking about a trip, going somewhere that I …

 

Fuck this fence.

Fuck this fence.

Table four was ready for another round of drinks.  Two in the afternoon and they were already two hundred dollars into the cocktail menu.  For …

 

Listen to the Music

Listen to the Music

I wrote this two years ago, just dug it out of the hard drive and thought I’d throw it here, an excerpt… Anna.  She’s twenty two …

 

The Life of James K Polk (abridged) in three acts. An outline.

The Life of James K Polk (abridged) in three acts. An outline.

ACT I: In which our hero discovers who he is not. James K Polk is born the eldest of 10 children, he is born full grown, …

 

This goat lookin’ motherfucker right here.

This goat lookin’ motherfucker right here.

Holy shit, I need a good cup of coffee.  Seriously, what we’ve had down here lately, it’s like someone strained some gasoline through a flowerpot. …

 

This one was supposed to go up a while ago.

This one was supposed to go up a while ago.

Why has no one told me about this place? Seriously NY, not cool. It may be a little gimmicky but fuck, the Juicy Lucy burger is one …

 

Masquerade

Masquerade

There was this time once where I saw a homeless man fellating his dog outside a yogurt shop in Los Angeles.  At least I think …

 
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