© 2012 Josh noodlemouth2

Noodlemouth

Fucking pencils, the only reason we needed them was for standardized tests.  When was the last time you filled out a motherfucking scantron, and seriously why pencil? When you fill out those little Lottery cards and pick your numbers, you can write that shit in pen and not even fill in the whole box, but it works, but you lose 200 points off your sat score because you weren’t pressing firmly.

IF your pencil was more than 3 weeks old, well just fucking give up on using that eraser, it would just stain the paper black and pink, then crumble, leaving a sharp metal edge to tear holes in your essay.

3 Comments

  1. Kim
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 3:33 pm | #

    fuck yew.:)

  2. Kim
    Posted April 16, 2012 at 3:35 pm | #

    For some reason I can’t reblog this. WTF>!ejklfs;

  3. Josh
    Posted April 23, 2012 at 5:15 pm | #

    Maybe my spam monster is eating it?

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