© 2013 Josh Rubin

Rubin

Thinking about getting up on stage at an open mic.

So far I have about 3.5 minutes of material, really need a solid 6.

Some raw premises i’m still trying to sharpen into actual jokes.

I got an advertising degree from a school no one’s ever heard of.
Should have been a red flag… My guidance councilor asked me “are you sure you want to go to a four year school”?
We’re the only species that drinks the milk of another species, you never see a cat sucking on a squirrel tit.

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