© 2011 Josh room-609

It’s not paranoia if it isn’t paranoia.

For some reason my brain confuses the battery indicator of my phone with the gas gauge of my car, if one is low, I panic about the other for a moment; this happens most often in rental cars.

When I check into a hotel, I always ask for a double, even if I’m alone.  I don’t really use the second bed for anything, but it’s nice to have options.

I always feel good about using my credit card in other cities; because if there’s a murder in my apartment while I’m out of town, I’ll have an awesome alibi.

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