© 2011 Josh glasss

Listening to the fish

Horoscope for today:
DJs will resume playing full songs, bars will serve drinks in glass, and no one will find the body you buried last week. Mercury is passing through your sign, so remember to tell the truth or your tongue will shrivel to dust. By the way, when you can’t fall asleep, because you keep thinking about that one night, by the beach, where everything could have changed, but it didn’t… Well that was your fault, have another drink, take another pill, put that same song on, and try not to kill yourself. Next week, a mysterious stranger will have a baby in your bathroom and it will smell terrible.

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