© 2011 Josh killinzombies

Valentine’s Day Zombie Massacre

Los Angeles Gun Club.  For a few bucks you can take your pick from a massive selection of guns, buy a box of ammo or two, snag some paper targets, and spend the next couple hours preparing yourself for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

Not a bad way to spend V-day/Lupercalia, we slung fifty rounds out of a 9mm Sig Pro, then switched up to a .44 Magnum for another 25 rounds, finally crescendoing with 10 glorious shots from a .500 S&W Magnum.   That fucking thing kicks like Juninho, the muzzle flare is blinding, and the report shakes the walls.   I killed zombies.  No shit, the gun range has paper targets that look like zombies, turns out, if the need arose, I could nail headshots at a safe distance.

Zombies.  They’re coming.

One Comment

  1. Posted February 15, 2011 at 1:59 pm | #

    I’m a big fan of guns.

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