© 2011 Josh Threedifferentlipsticks

President company.

Monday is president’s day!  I’m so excited. I plan on spending the day researching my favorite presidents and learning all about them.  Then I’m going to buy a mattress and a car! Also, I’m going to award myself a purple heart.  In case you haven’t made plans already, here are some suggestions of things to do I collected from the different nets and webs of the cyberspaces.

Make a log cabin out of pretzels to celebrate abraham lincoln, and apparently, his love for pretzels.

Read George Washington’s farewell address to your friends.

Invite your friends over for a ball, and perform George Washington’s favorite social dances.

Visit Ford’s Theater with a friend, and put on a surprise performance of Our American Cousin.

Challenge yourself!

Watch presidential pornography!

In conclusion I anticipate with pleasing expectation that retreat in which I promise myself to realize, without alloy, the sweet enjoyment of partaking, in the midst of my fellow-citizens, the benign influence of good laws under a free government, the ever-favorite object of my heart, and the happy reward, as I trust, of our mutual cares, labors, and dangers.

One Comment

  1. Posted February 19, 2011 at 6:20 pm | #

    This blog is my favorite new obsession. Please keep it up. If not for yourself, do it for the people. The people need this.

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